RANT: Workplace bathrooms

I’d like to write about a topic that every so often drives me absolutely nuts. In my workplace, we have the automatic door openers that are required because of the Americans with Disabilities Act. In particular, beside the door for the men’s and ladies’ rooms, there are big, shiny, metallic buttons with the familiar “outline …

Things I have collected, now and in the past

As a borderline obsessive-compulsive collector of, well, things, I feel it is time to admit some of the things I have collected, now and in the past. Shame is only in hindsight. National Lampoon magazines. Ren and Stimpy episodes. Animaniacs cartoon episodes. Gilmore Girls episodes (current) 7th Heaven episodes (current) Nigella Bites episodes (if the …

Albertson’s writes back, sort of

Dear Kevin, Thank you for contacting us. We do apologize for the experience you have encountered at your local Albertsons store. We have recorded this information and forwarded it to our store manager for review. Again please except our apology. Thank you for choosing Albertsons. Sincerely, ABS Web Administrator Norah — A note: apparently, Albertsons …