The Valentine’s Gift

I went last night to Wal-Mart and got Laureen a gift for Valentine’s day… 8 box fans. Ah, some explanation is required, no? At 5:18 p.m. yesterday, Laureen calls me. I’m checking out of Wal-Mart, and she says, “There’s water leaking everywhere.” I head home, and true enough, a lot of the first floor has …